Invite a friend over to chat as you're kicking back in your outrageously overwide Presidential Original DuraCord Rope Hammock. Be polite, of course: Encourage your amigo not to just stand there, but to sit beside you on the edge of your luxuriant airborne relaxation station, feet squarely on the ground, for safety. Sooner or later, your friend will unconsciously start lightly pushing his or her feet back and forth, back and forth, causing your hammock to gently sway. "Blah, blah, blah," your companion will say. "Blah, blah, blah, blah." Pretend that you're not fighting off sleep by periodically mumbling something encouraging. "Yes," you might say. "Right." That's all there is to it! Just do your best not to lapse into snoring, a surefire way of nipping your delightful hammock ride right in the bud.