Grab your Duff can cooler and be welcomed to Springfield, USA! The town that put the "fun" in dysfunctional! Whether enjoying the shotgun sociability of Moe's, the gene-altering radiance of the Springfield nuclear plant, or the warm perspiration of a Kwik-E-Mart heat lamp hot dog, you'll always feel special in Springfield -- the town America calls "shabby!" So please visit us here in Springfield, where, compared to us, you're royalty! Neoprene. Folds flat.