ZOMBIE FLAMINGO LAWN ORNAMENT

You've seen pink flamingo lawn ornaments before, right? They're sort of a classic piece of Americana. They've become more rare than they used to be, in fact, they were thrown away en masse in the 1990s. Problem is, they're back and they're hungry. We thought we were through with the pesky things, but little did we know that they weren't through with us. I always thought the zombie apocalypse would rise quickly, but I never thought it would start with zombie flamingos. Why, Florida, why?