Ball Decision Maker, Shiny

This is the desktop dial that imparts unbiased wisdom to its spinner for making important business decisions. A spin of the chrome-plated ball empowers the paperweight with one's fate as a red ball-bearing circles the base and lands on one of nine laser-engraved answers including "buy", "sell", "pray", and "ask mom." Unlike token "yes" men that always provide the same stale response, this item offers insightful advice and concrete answers to everyday questions that plague indecisive executives and apprehensive investors. 5" L x 5" W x 5" H. (2 lbs.)