Without sounding too boastful, I consider myself to be the Ferdinand Magellan of nut butters. He was an explorer. I am an explorer. He was the first to sail around the world. I was the first to combine honey with the highest quality California almonds using my one-of-a-kind grinder. And I'm sure there are other similarities, but that's all I can remember from history class. So, with that point proven, please enjoy my world-changing discovery.