"My Two Favorite Things are Guns and Sleeping Late - Still Wanna Knock" Doormat

This is a perfectly fine, if not certainly adequate doormat. This doormat will bring smiles, chuckles, and maybe even a tail wag or two.  A humorous welcome mat at the entrance gets visitors laughing at your front door. Surprise your guests at the door with this hilarious indoor/outdoor doormat. Be the first in your neighborhood to own one today!