Smoking Jacket. Velvet Coat with Satin Trim, Belt, XXL

You might be thinking to yourself, "I'd like to be a playboy billionaire with a sweet mansion and tons of ladies vying after my attention." We haven't quite figured out the equation to succeeding in that goal yet, but we're pretty sure it has something to do with wearing this smoking jacket and starting up a popular magazine. Also, we think it might involve owls, but don't quote us on that one. - Jacket - Belt